I quite like chuckie pigs, not sure why. I always think they look rather lost, like they can't find their way home. Bless em.

I tried watching a bit of the Union this morning, I can't work it out. Just seems very unorganised to me, I enjoy watching most sports but I just can't get into Union, it doesn't make any sense to me whatsoever.

I was getting txts telling me to tune in to watch the Aussies get beat. It was nil-nil in the end apparently. I have imposed a world cup blackout in our house, nobody objected.

Someone tweeted when England were playing last weekend: "Warning: Do not watch this game whilst operating heavy machinery."

Is there anywhere more irritating than an airport? No. Go here, do that, stop there, show us your Iestyn. Bnd throughout this process it is necessary to hoof assorted Silver Warriors out of the way as they litter up the entire sodding place.

Try an airport during an Air Traffic Controller's strike. Everyone knows there are going to be delays and cancellations. The majority are in 'headless chicken mode' .

Twice this week I've woken up with orangey brown stains on my palms, looks kind of like fake tan. It doesn't wash off but it gradually fades during the day, very strange. Must be aliens.

Too much vegetarianesque eating of carrots, methinks.

Sounds a little bit weird, might be girl scoodles.

Nooo, dum-dum. What have you done?!

I did wonder who it was!

Yeah, I thought that but I don't really eat them TBH & also why now? I'm not eating anything different. Got to be aliens.







Whats the heck is/are scoodles?

After Hull KR bowed out of the Playoffs, the contracts of dumb and dumber have ceased to exist, as they were inspirational into the choice of my username, I thought it befitting to change it.





Aye, it's me!





You know, like "Eww Little Robin Redhead has germs, she has girl scoodles!", Playground banter, made up stuff, probably about as real as aliens.

Now that would be strange if I had that on my hands every morning. Pretty, but strange.







Nope never heard of it, sounds very American to me. I'll stick with aliens ta very much.



I like your Clark Gable thingy in your sig.

Thank you, you want one?

It's good, that. I'd like to be able to paint that on peoples door handles with anti climb paint or henna.

Very dapper Clarke

Thanks ginge, I'm assuming you mean in my little picture...



I've been brought back to life and can't age, much like Dorian Gray, if I look at my Portrait I will wither away and die.

loved gables films, how is little eve.

Thank you, I just can't get it on my sig.

I'll be honest, I haven't a clue who he is apart from what I've read on google.



Barrie McDermott brought my attention to him by suggesting Scott Murrell had a Clark Gable 'tache, my first impression was that it was the guy from Anchorman, Ron Burgundy.

No murrell has a Freddie mercury tash

or a porno tash and with his tackle hanging out in a tackle in the cas game it don't look good

I only just figured Clark was dum dum, I initially though who is this pr@t







Only joking dum dum

I always thought he was a bit funny-looking - not at all like how you imagine Rhett Butler in the book: